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Genesis 50 — The end of the beginning

Chapter 50 of Genesis marks the end of the beginning in two ways. First, it's the end of the first book of the Bible (which at times I thought I'd never get to!). Secondly, it marks a good time to do two things which I h…
Genesis 46 — Well, we're movin' on up!

Currently The Jeffersons – the Complete First Season By Paul Benedict, Franklin Cover, Zara Cully, Damon Evans, Mike Evans Here Jacob (aka the patriarch-intermittently-known-as-Israel ©) and the whole family move on …
Genesis 43 — They're ba-ack

God turns up the famine a notch, and Joseph's brothers come back with Benjamin. It took some convincing of Jacob/Israel. He's smarter than has kids, asking them why on Earth they would have told the Egyptian leader tha…
Genesis 38 — Don't cry over spilled ***

As some other posts on here, this entry is rated at least PG-13, if not R. It's not of my own doing but of God's (or his minions who wrote the Bible). Here we are treated to talk about semen, prostitution, sex between a…
God leave the USA

It's been a while, but I'm back. Within the next two weeks, I should have my site update completed, and I plan to post several times a week until then. Here's a post that I left half-finished a little over a month ago, h…
Genesis 35 — Sex, Death, and Reruns

Here God renames (or re-renames) Jacob as Israel; Rachel, Isaac, and a nurse of Rebekah's all die in separate incidents; and Reuben (son of Jacob) has sex with his dad's concubine. Who was that (un)masked man that wres…
Genesis 33 — (Brief) family reunion

Here we have a family reunion between Jacob and Esau. Esau, instead of being (probably justifiably) angry at seeing his brother Jacob again, welcomes him with open arms and a kiss. For some reason, Jacob and his wives, s…
Genesis 31 — The Yahweh made me do it

Fortunately for Jacob, people are scared of Yahweh. So they often seem to do unfair things clearly against their interests just to make him happy. Now, I am not an expert in the Bible, and that's not the point of this b…
Genesis 28 — 3 wives are better than 1

Esau wants to get back at his lousy parents for being cheated out of everything and made a slave, so he decides a good way to do this is marry yet again, this time to a woman of the much hated Canaanites. That will teach…
Genesis 26 — Like Father, Like Son

The land is in famine (the Bible has to specify that this is a different famine than the one mentioned previously, since God apparently sends so many). In this chapter, we have Isaac trying to pull the same old "she ain'…